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DNC Silkies


Your favorite unauthorized PT shorts / skivvies are back. Once a staple, silkies (AKA ranger panties) became a symbol of defiance after their 2011 ban by the fun hisbah at HQMC.

But in the year of our Lord 2025, OAF Nation has returned to tradition — with upgraded fabric and a better fit for maximum comfort. 

And they come in the classic OG Desert Night Camouflage — an OG pattern that’s aged like a fine bourbon.

Features:
 + 4-way stretch polyester for maximum comfort

+ No annoying tags – anti-chafing printed labels 

+ Snug fit for unrestricted movement

FOR HYGIENE REASONS, ALL SALES ARE FINAL ON SILKIES.

Washing Directions:
 + Machine wash cold
 + Hang dry or low/med heat in dryer

Sale price$ 29.95
Size:
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DNC Silkies
DNC Silkies Sale price$ 29.95

Customer Reviews

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Theodore

Super comfy.

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F.S.M.

Better than issue

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Nathaniel Pettit
Drippy Night Camo

Listen up, hero.

I slipped these bad boys on and immediately gained +10 to stealth and +69 to cheek ventilation. I don't know what black-budget wizard designed this grid pattern, but when I wear these silkies, I become invisible to all commitments and responsibilities.

Functionally, they're everything you'd want in a pair of high-speed, low-drag nut-huggers. The fabric feels like a warcrime against friction — soft enough to make silk jealous, but tough enough to survive a forced march to your ex's wedding. The elastic waistband clings tighter than a junior enlisted to his first divorce, and yet, there's enough freedom in the crotch to smuggle a whole fireteam’s worth of booooolits (unless you’re seriously packing, in which case, nice).

Bottom line: Buy a pair. Hell, buy two. Let your thighs taste freedom.
Because real heroes show quad.