SGT Michael Ross, US Army

#TBT - SGT Michael Ross, US Army⁠.
On April 13, 2012, SGT Michael Ross AKA Mike Ross Da Bowse was a sniper TL assigned to Delta Company, 1st Ranger Batt, when he ran up on booger eaters digging for dookie in each other’s colons. #TheHellAreYouKooksUpTo⁠ #MustBeThursday
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Ross’s team came under heavy fire from multiple directions and his boy Sgt Tanner Higgins was seriously wounded. With zero hesitation, Magic Mike grabbed Higgins’ SCAR & started dunkin’ on terries like Vince Carter in the 90s. #Posterized⁠ #ArmInTheNet
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As Ross laid down that heat, dozens of rounds impacted inches away from him & Higgins. After gaining fire superiority & forcing the enemy close by to beat feet, Hot Mike moved Higgins to the only available cover on their rooftop and set in in a completely exposed pos so he could get back to exploring the local Pashtun culture by fire. #HowMuchMoreYouWant⁠#SchlumpinDummies#YouDroppedYourPakolBrah
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Ross kept shouting ADDRACs & ruining Talib eyeliner in as he directed the assault force into the target compound. Man-Dime Mike then exposed himself to enemy fire again to help SSG Bartels move Higgins off the roof.⁠⠀
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Once outside the compound, Ross immediately moved to the breach to help ID enemy positions & suppress the target compound. During clearance ops, Mike molly whopped a Wahhabist Wikifeet Warlock where the attached ANSF squad couldn’t see him. #OneShotSoChill⁠ #Blam
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Sergeant Michael Ross’s bravery under fire prevented the Taliban from inflicting further harm on his fellow Ranger, while the ass beating of dirty digit dude diddlers allowed for a successful op. For his actions, SGT Michael Ross was awarded the Silver Star #RLTW #RIPHiggins

Written By Bertier and Casper

12/3/20