New Year’s Eve 2022 Safety Brief

  Sit, kneel, bend, stand, ladies and gents.    We are gathered here today to discuss with you fine fur-adorned haters the frivolity of the coming days. That’s right, New Year’s is upon us.    Whe...

LDW 2021 Safety Brief

  Sit, kneel, bend, stand, Gods and Goddesses. Summer is wrapping up with a swiftness and before we cut you loose for some well-earned frivolity, we gotta break some shit down for you Barney style...

4th of July Weekend Safety Brief

Sit, kneel, bend, stand, and bring it in nice and tight so we can use some vocab that the FRO most def don’t approve of. #AbsolutelyHaram But fear not my fearless friends, OAF Nation is boutta cut...

#TBT - Sgt Day G. Turner, US Army

When the Battle of the Bulge kicked off, Sgt Day Don’t Play Turner was a squad leader in B Co, 1-319IR. Sgt Turner and his squad were tasked with holding down a critical pos on the unit’s flank wh...

Major Kurt Chew-Een Lee, US Marine Corps

1st Lieutenant Kurt “I Ain’t Never Scared” Lee was a platoon commander with Bravo 1/7 when he put the mother fucking team on his back and kicked a herd of authoritarian assgoblins in the gooch fro...

SGT Michael Ross, US Army

#TBT - SGT Michael Ross, US Army⁠. On April 13, 2012, SGT Michael Ross AKA Mike Ross Da Bowse was a sniper TL assigned to Delta Company, 1st Ranger Batt, when he ran up on booger eaters digging for...