Weekend Safety


Sunday Scaries, V-Day Edition

Harsh light drifts through your partially torn fleabag motel curtains, waking you from a deep, booze-fueled slumber. You were dreaming about being pelvis-to-pelvis with some poor PFC’s hometown hottie, who you managed to fireman’s carry back to your hotel after the Marine Corps Birthday Ball last night (Semper fuckin’ Yut young padowan). Upon stirring, however, […]

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