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With the sun beginning to dip beneath the horizon, the low-quality lights in the parking lot of your barracks building kick on, casting shadows that somehow make it harder to see than it is without the lights. As you make your way back up the sidewalk to return to your room for a laid back […]

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  Hustlers, killers, murderers, drugs dealers, gather round the glowing screen in front of you and let Bertier and Casper give you the motivation to kick your year off right. #lookatthisfuckingbox New Year’s Resolutions. We hear about it all the time, particularly during the first month of the year when people with little to no […]

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the trap house, Not a cuckold was stirring, Not even the house mouse. The muskets were hung on the walls with care, In hopes that General-Secretary-Saint Mattis would soon be there. The goons were nestled all snug in their cots, While dreaming of heauxs and the thickest […]

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Your car is packed. The beaver hatch-back is loaded for a full two weeks of hometown hottie hole pluggin’ and DWI evadin’. That’s right, the season is upon us, Christmas leave block is here. Sure, your whip isn’t fully insured, but let’s keep it on the DL cause First Sausage don’t know and he can’t […]

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#MeBoot Campaign

It’s Time to Take the Power Back. The #meboot campaign is here to give a voice to all you war dogs out there, struggling to carry on the traditions passed down to us since the dawn of this country. We know the feeling. You head over to SOI (or ACT or whatever place you Army […]

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