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The last major battle and, as a result, one of the bloodiest of WWII aka the Big Show, the Battle for Okinawa kicked off on Easter Sunday, April 1, 19-fo’-fif. #NothingSaysHolyLikeKilling #WhatWouldPilateDo More than 180,000 of America’s finest, combat hardened teenagers and young adults rolled up to Okinawa with the Navy’s Fifth Fleet with fire […]

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  Where were you when the world stopped turning, that cold Boston day? March 5, 1770, the city of Boston is salty af because the Massholes have grown tired of paying taxes for shit they ain’t claiming and are finna start makin’ them thangs talk. #NotMyKing A mob of Sons of Liberty sympathizers #ganggang formed […]

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Sunday Scaries Pt. 9 – NJP

This is it, they caught you with your dick in the metaphorical door. First Sausage found a half-naked stripper (ironic, right?) in your coffin rack as well as an empty 40-year-old bottle of absinthe and a half-filled bottle of your grandma’s Quaaludes during Friday’s room inspection. And now you’ve spent the past 48 hours sweating […]

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Grab some lotion and pull your pants back up because we got some packing to do folks. It’s time to kiss that hole you’ve been licking goodbye, we got some killin’ to do…eventually. But before we get to the good part, check your various weather apps cause you know if it’s rainin’ it’s the right […]

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With the sun beginning to dip beneath the horizon, the low-quality lights in the parking lot of your barracks building kick on, casting shadows that somehow make it harder to see than it is without the lights. As you make your way back up the sidewalk to return to your room for a laid back […]

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